January 2003 Jaglines

It is 12:00 noon and where is our manager? To heck with her, we will play without her Here we come Mayport And play we did, she missed the whole game While we strutted our stuff, she couldn't find her shoes And win we did 6 to zip Rah Rah Norine Hanson Hanson Back to the ranch Only to find our manager was still in bed We are the champions my friends And we'll keep on fighting to the end We are the champions We are the champions No time for losers Cuz we are the champions of the world. Later that nite we took on Anoka Oh look there is our manager And there is the little leprechaun who cant dance Gees there is the blonde who burns and cheers But to Anoka's surprise we played great and once again won Way to go Fiterer On to celebrate the victory and the finding of the those shoes We are the champions my friends And we'll keep on fighting to the end We are the champions We are the champions No time for losers Cuz we are the champions of the world. The day started great, we accounted for all, Off to the rink come one come all Here comes Wayzata, smart and proud But we broke through those Trojans And went straight to the end AHHHH what a feeling to do it to them again Once is nice but twice is a Jarred and a Wattey better We are the champions my friends And we'll keep on fighting to the end We are the champions We are the champions No time for losers Cuz we are the champions of the world. Each nite before I go to bed my baby I whisper a little prayer for you my baby Life can never be what we wanted it to be So while I am away from you my Elk River I say a prayer for you Elk River Because this is hard for me to do Go Benson, Leak, and Schwartz This is dedicated to the one I love Six to zero, yeah baby Signed Nick Spahn, BJ Goalie

Do you know the way to Oscar Johnson?(maybe some people should follow the directions) I've been away so long I may go wrong and lose my way Do you know the way to Oscar Johnson? I am going back to find some piece of mind in Oscar Johnson Ninety Four is a great big freeway put a hundred dollars down and bet the car That Gallus will not get a one two three you're outta here And all the Roseville stars that never were are parking cars and pumping gas Meanwhile Moen and Fiterer show 'em up helping with an 8 to 2 win Pack your car and ride away back to home Do you know your way to Bloomington?
Paaarrrrtttttttyyyyy peeeeeoooooplllllle
Tag time back again
Party on party people lets begin
Party here party there Let hear some noise
Wave your hands in the air
And shake your dariaire
Whoomp there it is-Fiterer
Whoomp there it is-Wattey
Whoomp there it is-Fiterer
Whoomp there it is-Hanson
Whoomp there it is-Bushmaker
Whoomp there it is-Gallus
Whoomp there it is-Wattey
Upside down and inside out
Im about to show you folks what its all about
Takin it back to the old school our school
Yeah Bloomington 7-4.
Its our party and we'll cry if we want to, Cry if we want to, cry if we want to, You would cry too if it happened to you No one knows where our Victory has gone and Eden Prairie left the same time Why were they holding her hand When she's supposed to be ours? Its our party and we'll cry if we want to, Cry if we want to, cry if we want to, You would cry too if it happened to you Play all our records keep skating all nite Leave us alone for a while Till Victory's dancing with us We've got no reason to smile Its our party and we'll cry if we want to, Cry if we want to, cry if we want to, You would cry too if it happened to you Victory and Eden Prairie just walked through the door Like a queen with her king Oh what a home game surprise Victory's wearing Eden Prairie's shirt! Its our party and we'll cry if we want to, Cry if we want to, cry if we want to, You would cry too if it happened to you Bloomington 1 Eden Prairie 2
Well I went down to the wisconsin arena Asked to see the manager man He came from his office and said Son can I help you Looked at him and said yes you can I want to drive the zamboni I want to drive the zamboni Yes I do Yeah Mr. Moen scores then… Ever since I was young its been my dream To drive the zamboni machine I would get that ice as slick as could be Then all the kids would look up at me And say there he is the zamboni man I want to drive the zamboni I want to drive the zamboni Yes I do yee haw Bloomington 1 Hudson 0 And now where do you think the timekeeper went? Mr. Big stuff who do you think you are? Mr. Big stuff you re never gonna get my love Not because you scored all those goals Not because you assisted with all those other goals Youre never gonna get my love You know you made Forest Lake cry Get that number 19 out of the game!! You are never gonna get my love Just to keep yourself happy and satisfied Mr. Big stuff-Jarred Bushmaker 4 goals 2 assists 2 penalties Forest Lake 0 Bloomington Jefferson 7
Well together we stand, divided we fall Come on team let's all get on the ball and work together(Waterston, Bushmaker,and Gallus) come on come on and work together now team cuz together we can stand every team especially Blaine make someone happy make some smile lets work together come on come on and together we can stand every team and especially Blaine Bloomington 2 Blaine 0 Yeah the W B G line! We woke up this morning with a buzz rolling round in our brains We haven't been drinking but it feels pretty good just the same It must be contagious looks like its going around Its cool once you catch it you cant keep your feet on the ground Come on come on come on lets get something started Bushmaker Bushmaker Come on come on come on lets get something started Waterston Norine We're gonna rock this country We're gonna rock This country Every brown eyed boy and every blue eyed girl Gotta really go psycho give it a whirl We're gonna rock this Osseo Right out of this world. Yeah Bloomington 4 Osseo 2
Ohhhh Diiiirrrrrrty BJ move Wessy's Boys move Somebody Ring the alarm A fire on the roof Ring the alarm And I am throwin elbows Ring the alarm And I am throwin elbows Ring the alarm And I am throwin elbows start somethin' The puck is spinning show your hands Lets get dirty uh Oh I am overdue Give me some room Fiterer and Waterston's comin' through Paid my dues I'm in the mood Me and the team Are gonna shake the groove Coaches are spinning Show your hands Lets get dirty That my chance I need that uh to get me off To sweat until my clothes come off Ohhhh get dirty Bloomington 2 Wessy's Boys 1 I have known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart But you got bein' right down to an art You think you're a genius You drive me up a wall You are an regular original, know it all Oh you think you are special You think you are something else Ok so you are the refs and You don't impress me much So you got the brain But have you got the touch Don't get me wrong Yeah I think you are alright But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night That don't impress me much Bloomington 3 Anoka 4 Referees no respect
If I could turn back time If I could find a way I would take back those penalties that hurt you And you'd stay If I could reach the stars I 'd give them all to you Then you would love me Love me like you used to If I could turn back time My world was shattered I was torn apart Like someone took a stick And drove it deep in my back When you walked out that rink I swore that I didn't care But I lost everything Jaguars Then and there Too strong to tell you I am sorry Too proud to tell you I was wrong I know that I was blind And Jaguars If I could turn back time If I could find a way I would take back those goals that hurt you And you'd stay If I could reach the stars I'd give them all to you Then you would love me Love me like you used to If I could turn back time White Bear Lake 2 Bloomington 2 These songs are dedicated with love to the whole Bloomington Jefferson Jaguars team. Never give up Never say when Never die You never know when you will be the hero in the next game. And to all you unsung heroes We love you dearly Young guys- Benson, Birnie, Larson, Schwartz, Norine, Spahn, Creager, Moen, Hanson, McDaniels, Gilbertson Semi old guys- Bushmaker, Waterston, Leak, Gallus, Hanson, Fiterer Old guys-Verv, Stennie, Bubba, Mark, Ski
Don't worry I wont hurt you, North St Paul I only want you to have some fun I was dreamin' when I wrote this Forgive me if it go astray (Mr. Creager, Those guys will never get a hand on you, Just stay behind me) When I woke up this morning It was judgement day The sky was all purple There were St Paul players running every where Trying to run from the destruction You know I didn't even care 2003 and its party over outta time So tonite we are gonna party like it is 1999 Bloomington 4 North St Paul 1 I was dreamin' when I wrote this so sue me if I go too fast but life is just a party and parties are not meant to last so welcome to Margaritaville with Jose Cuervo Jose Cuervo he is a friend of mine With a little salt and lemon he goes down just fine Who is this cowboy sleeping next to me And how did I get his shirt on? Jose Cuervo you are a friend of mine! Ode to the Coaches by your fan club I had a friend was a big hockey player back in high school He could score that puck by you Make you look like a fool boy Saw him the other night at this roadside bar I was walking in and he was walking out We went back inside sat down had a few drinks but all he kept talking about was glory days well they'll pass you by glory days in the wink of an young girl's eye glory days glory days think I'm gong down to the well tonite and I'm going to drink till I get my fill and I hope when I get old I don't sit around thinking about it but I probably will yeah just sitting back trying to recapture a little of the glory but the time slips away and leaves you with nothing mister but boring stories of glory days. glory days well they'll pass you by glory days in the wink of an young girl's eye glory days glory days

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